Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
What is the difference between the assassination of césar and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by romans
What was jesus scared of the most? sNAILS
What was jesus's favourite food? Answr: sNAILS
Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
Jesus is a rock music fan
Because he like 9in nails
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies
Do you know why jesus is so popular with the ladies?? Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this.. 🤚--------🤪----------✋
Y does Jesus hate skittles Because they fall threw his hands
One day little Jonny and little Susan were in bible class and little susan had been tired that day so she kept falling asleep and the teacher said to little susan who is our lord and savier and little jonny poked her in the but with a push pin and she yelled JESUS CHRIST and the teacher goes thats right go back to be and then the next thing the teacher asked who gave up there son for our sins and little jonny poked her again and she yelled GOD AL MIGHTY and she says thats right go back to bed and the next quisten the teacher asked was what did ADAM SAY TO EVE after there 13th child little jonny poked her in the but again she yelled IF YOU STICK TAHT THING IN ME AGAIN I AM GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHUV IT UP YOUR OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood
Your grandmother died cuz she fell on the highest floor of the hotel your grandfather died cuz he got shot by saving your mother if he didn't save your mother you wouldn't be here You grew up in a world full of virus you wanted the virus to be gone there's only one way But you have to know it I can't tell it for you Your mother got the Covid-19 you prayed and prayed all night hoping that she would be okay the next day the doctors went to your house without your mother you asked "Where is my mother?!?!" The doctors said "Your mother is gone,so we came here to tell you" the doctors left. Anither hour you were thinking while crying "Why was my pray not working?,Lord why'd you let me down?" You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead" the Google workers declined it.your father left you cuz he loved another girl Your brothers are still with you but what do they get the virus? Who will be with you? Don't forget Jesus is still there for you don't give up keep going and you will succeed soon you will find your own family and beat the coronavirus
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Yo mama so old she was Jesus' nanny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby.
I don't worship Jesus.
Q: W hat did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross? A: Owwww!!!!!!!
jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed but at 97 I died...
I think jesus is broken
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