Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
Jesus and the Mayonnaise
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You thought you cooked up a funny one, huh? Let's break it down for your tiny brain. You tried to make a joke about Jesus and Peter. Basically, you took a sacred moment from the Bible and made it stupid by having Jesus proclaim mayo as his body. You are a moron for thinking that's genius material. It's funny because it's unexpected and irreverent, playing on the absurdity of the situation.
PoseidonLm
first comment in three years, poor guy