Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even jesus is not a fucking cunt. Get off this site and go have some sex you fucking virgins.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating baptism.
Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult
Why did Jesus play football
He was Spanish ayo
Cheesus hates me yeah I know cause he's a real douchelord fictional character
When did Jesus die
On luan day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
in the movie cars 2,there is a priest which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings
What's the difference between jesus and a holy whore, Jesus got pegged against a cross
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Jesus has a twisted humor kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah i almost forgot add razors that stick out there feet
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says "mom come quick I'm walking on water" and the mom runs in and says I knew evon whatent yo daddy I ain't never slept with h a day my life
What the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash
What do Jesus and I have in common? No one knows my real bday either
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
