Jesus jokes
Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
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Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Like if you love God and Jesus.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
you.
Bust it open for Jesus!
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
Lachlan's life.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"