When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGOUS EXTREMIST. BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
When you have erectile dysfunction it could be expressed as the leaning tower of Pisa.
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me now i can't sit down
What's the difference between a priest and a zit? A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby.
I don't worship Jesus.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in galilee during the roman occupation? An Itallian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces
One day little Jonny and little Susan were in bible class and little susan had been tired that day so she kept falling asleep and the teacher said to little susan who is our lord and savier and little jonny poked her in the but with a push pin and she yelled JESUS CHRIST and the teacher goes thats right go back to be and then the next thing the teacher asked who gave up there son for our sins and little jonny poked her again and she yelled GOD AL MIGHTY and she says thats right go back to bed and the next quisten the teacher asked was what did ADAM SAY TO EVE after there 13th child little jonny poked her in the but again she yelled IF YOU STICK TAHT THING IN ME AGAIN I AM GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHUV IT UP YOUR OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
When someone says Jesus. I say, Bitch, where
Ariana Grande
Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.
what’s the difference between jesus and maddie mccann one had the last supper
Boy:*Scares girl* Girl:GOSH YOU SCARED ME, JESUS Jesus:*Arrives out of nowhere and said wut is it hooman I got work to do* Girl:What work? Jesus:Coming out of nowhere when people say "jesus"
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto
You are so ugly when the devil saw u he said Jesus Christ
