Jail jokes

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?

Lester Piggott's cellmate.

Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?

Because they weren't even wanted.

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."

Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.

If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.

What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?

A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...

Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”

A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?

Because he is in a prison cell.

Why am I in jail?

All I did was cause 9/11.

Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.

Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.

What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.