Jail jokes

Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?

My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.

High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?

Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.

High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.

Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.

High school crush: Who is it?

Me: You.

Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)

Me: Fuck that.

Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.

Things you never want to do in jail:

- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.

In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.

What’s the difference between jail and my basement?

Some people are let out of jail.

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

Why did the person go to jail?

He committed a crime.

What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.

Which president has never gone to jail?

Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Why did the ducks go to jail?

They sold quack.

Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.

How do inmates keep in touch?

They have cell phones.

Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.