What's a convicts favorite chore.
Weeding.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy
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Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail
Whats a prisoners favorite game?
Hangman!
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
Pridaughter
what happens when a battery commits a crime? they get charged!
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day
The devils number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
