This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
