What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
The devils number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
I was blessed with a 9inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now
What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
why did the prisoner run away? to spit bars
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
Things you never want to do in jail - never piss off an inmate - don’t start fights with the cops - don’t drop the soap - don’t run away from the cops
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy
A prisoner dug out of prison, he appeared in a playground, he said, "I'm free, I'm free." A kid said, "so what I'm four."
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
the emo kid's mom went to jail cuz the kid was hung
I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
