In prison they called me sweet cheeks
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13...13...13...
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt cause he don't no what a mummy is
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling QUACK
I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. *your friend* whats the word? *you* finger *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.
Why did the baseball player get arrested. He tried to steal third
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
How does in-mates keep in touch? They have cell phone.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
Bale me out!
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish so he started to yell out lil fishy lil fishy lil fishy they called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt
If you give a prostitute money you will go to jail but if you give a prostitute a klondike bar you will not go to jail I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck
You hear about rapboats time in prison? He kept droppin the soap on purpose
What do you call a pillow that been on the bed for 20 years in jail A criminal 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Kobe would still be alive if he would’ve gone to jail for raping that girl.
