I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
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Why did the baseball player get arrested. He tried to steal third
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
the moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
How does in-mates keep in touch? They have cell phone.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
Bale me out!
Warning! Cringe Alert! What happens when you leave your phone at jail? It becomes a cell-phone.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why did the orphan want to go to jail: So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
why did the ducks go to jail
they sold quack
Look at these kids stealing ideas bro they going to jail
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Git is going to let bill Cosby out of jail o wait he watched little bill
I don’t know why I’m in jail so basically I was at a gun range and we were suppose to hit the targets even though I hit it
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. 🤣
