Kobe would still be alive if he would’ve gone to jail for raping that girl.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police
And he wound up in prison
Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
YO THREE KID'S PLAY HIDE IN GO SEEK THEIR NAME'S ARE TROUBLE MANNERS AND SHUTUP SHUTUP HIT THE POLICE STATION MANNERS HIT THE TRASHCAN TROUBLE IS THE SEEKER WHEN THEY GO AND HIDE AND ALL THAT SHIT THE POLICE MAN COME'S UP TO SHUT UP AND GOES HEY KID WHAT'S YOUR NAME WELL SHUTUP LOOK'S AT HIM AND GOES SHUTUP POLICE MAN SAY'S EXCUSE ME KID WERE'S YOUR MANNERS AT SHUT UP GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH POLICE MAN GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH AND THEN POLICE MAN GOES HEY KID ARE U LOOKING FOR TROUBLE THEN SHUTUP GOES AND SAY'S NO TROUBLE'S LOOKING FOR ME
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
If you unironically think Someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail you are honestly such a Fucking embaresment to humanity
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl
A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the mothervoard
Your mamas so young your dad went to jail
Why are orphans never in jail? Because their never wanted
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A Small Medium at Large.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds
good that you got detention bc you said that to me you shouldve gone to jail
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail