Jail jokes
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.