Jail jokes

I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?

They don’t hang themselves.

Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.

I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?

My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!

Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.

Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.

Condoms 99 percent effective.

Birth control 99 percent effective.

Etc.

Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)

What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.

The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

How do inmates keep in touch?

They have cell phones.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?

"Bale me out!"

Warning! Cringe Alert!

What happens when you leave your phone at jail?

It becomes a cell phone.

What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?

The prisoner.

Why did the DJ go to jail?

Because he dropped the bass too hard!

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."