Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
Some people think prison is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
Whats the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal? So that they can be wanted.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail? When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"
I was blessed with a 9inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. *your friend* whats the word? *you* finger *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.
