What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"
Whats the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal? So that they can be wanted.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail? When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
What's a convicts favorite chore.
Weeding.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested
Why do homeless people commit crimes
They get a bed in jail
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones
Whats a prisoners favorite game?
Hangman!
Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day
what happens when a battery commits a crime? they get charged!
Which word is also called for women's prison?
Pridaughter
