Jail

Jail jokes

Murder

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

Basement

What’s the difference between jail and my basement?

Some people are let out of jail.

Money

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.

Prison

Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.

Pedophile

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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  • Law

    A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

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  • Yoda

    Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

    He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

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  • Punctuation

    What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?

    A period.

    Why?

    Because it marks the end of a sentence.

    Brother

    My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.

    Football Player

    How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

    When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

    Cop

    What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?

    "I guess orange is the new black."

    Priest

    I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.