Jail

Jail Jokes

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.