Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.