Jail jokes
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Things you never want to do in jail:
- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.