it's jokes

Where’s the English Channel?

Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

It's still depression, by the way.

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?

Because it had no home button.

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭

What do you call the middle of a penny?

A center (get it? Cent-er).

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.