it's jokes
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
It's still depression, by the way.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.