it's jokes
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.