it's jokes
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Want to have sex?
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."