it's jokes
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
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The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
I FAMOUS NOW GUYS
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Halal!
Is it meat you're looking for?
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...