September 11th jokes
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Five more days.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Even my school is making the jokes lmao
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."