What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
September 11th Jokes
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
2,996 kill streak, boom!
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Five more days.