September 11th jokes
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Memes
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
2,996 kill streak, boom!
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Five more days.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.