it's jokes
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.
Usain Boat.