it's jokes

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."

Having a stroke?

Stop it!

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

I hate salmonella.

It is such a pain in the butt.

Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"

Bob says, "Umm no."

Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."

Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.

What's SoDN?

Suck on deez nuts.