it's jokes
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it off...
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.