it's jokes
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
How does water say hi?
It waves.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.