it's jokes
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!