it's jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.