it's jokes
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.