it's jokes
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.