it's jokes
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...