it's jokes
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.