it's jokes

I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.

What time is it?

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

What has it?

Uranus spins on its side.

Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?

Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?

It crossed the line with Jesus.

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?

A family photo.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.