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I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.