it's jokes
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
This is so relatable tho.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.