it's jokes
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.