it's jokes
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!