it's jokes
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.