it's jokes

I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

Q: Why can't you run through a campground?

A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.

"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."

What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.

What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bagel."

"Bagel who?"

"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.

What time is it when you get home?

A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!