it's jokes
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”