it's jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.