it's jokes
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
why??
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.