it's jokes
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.