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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.