it's jokes
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
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What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.