it's jokes
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
You pecan do it!
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.