it's jokes
Just do it.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.