it's jokes

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.

What is the difference between you and an orphan?

Orphans have zero family.

It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.

What did the star say? It's Star Trek.

If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Why is death taken so lightly?

Because you can take it so quickly.

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

What happens to the crow in the earthquake?

It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂