it's jokes

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?

It was afraid of the nutcracker.

Why did the nut go to the bank?

To cashew its check.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

My peepee was big, now it's small.

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

It can’t find home.

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.