it's jokes

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.

Question:

Did you hear the one about MAGA people?

Answer:

It "sucks" just like they do!

I'm not saying you're annoying.

But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.

People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?

It's called the Ep-bean.

Why did the deer go to the dentist?

It had buck teeth.

It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!

They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!

I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.

If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.

Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.

Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.

My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.

A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"

Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.

How to fart:

Let it go, let it go.

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.