it's jokes
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
This is so relatable tho.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."