it's jokes
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)