it's jokes
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.