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If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
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The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!