it's jokes
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.