it's jokes
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!