it's jokes
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Fritzchen was supposed to remember three sentences. He asks his mother, "Mom, do you have any news?" The mother replies angrily, "Stop it!"
Fritzchen goes to see his father, who is watching a football match. When a goal is scored, he shouts, "That's it!"
Finally, he asks his sister, "Sister, do you have anything to say?" She is currently reading a story about a fool and says, "He is the dumbest person in the world!"
The next day at school, the teacher asks, "Fritzchen, did you learn the phrases?" Fritzchen replies, "Stop it!" The teacher is shocked: "Fritzchen! Don't say that to me. Go to the principal immediately!" Fritzchen shouts, "That's it!" Arriving at the principal's office, he asks, "Who do you think I am?" Fritzchen promptly replies, "He's the dumbest person in the world!"
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.