it's jokes
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
It's cavers.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Look, it's the dead center of town!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.