it's jokes
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"