it's jokes
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
This is so relatable tho.
It's too long, sorry. >:)
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?