it's jokes

My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!

How do you know it's full?

Because there's not mushroom inside.

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?

It was called "S & N."

How did the toilet react when it received a gift?

That was so pot full (thoughtful)!

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.

Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?

Because it had "no body" to go with.

Masturbation is better than rough sex.

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!

Let me tell you a joke about pizza!

Never mind...

It's too cheesy.

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

It's hard to predict the future,

especially before it happens.

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?

You need to com-it.