it's jokes
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
it was just a prank bro.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.