it's jokes
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Father: "Son, you were adopted."
Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." "Yeah, that's the one!"
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.