it's jokes

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

"Beat it. We’re closed."

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they will tell their parents.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

It doesn't know where home is.

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”

Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”

He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.