it's jokes
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.