it's jokes
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...