it's jokes
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.
"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."
Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.
The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.
The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.