it's jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.