it's jokes

I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.

What should you name a dog without any legs?

It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.

What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?

Christmas!

Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.

What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?

I yam.

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

I drew a picture of Colby.

Too bad it got ripped up 😢

Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.

An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.

The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?

You poke it on.

Jack: Hey Josh!

Josh: What?

Jack: Sex!

Josh: Huh?

Jack: SEX!!

Josh: I don't get it.

Jack: Exactly ;)

What do you call a dog with no legs?

...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.

Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.

I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.

Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But, smoking bacon will cure it!