it's jokes
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
why is it true
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.