it's jokes
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.