it's jokes
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.