it's jokes
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Remember 2000? It was scary.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
why is it true
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.