it's jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.