it's jokes

I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.

I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to a chicken.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

Why did the retard cross the road?

He never made it!

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.

Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”

Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”