it's jokes

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

It’s a bird.

It’s a plane.

Oh, shit it is a plane!

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.