it's jokes

Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.

Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?

Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

I made a website about orphans.

Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable."

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.