it's jokes
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
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How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.