it's jokes

Tower

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What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

Tower

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Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Pizza

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Mama

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Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

House

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

Because it had a window pane.

Plane

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(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

Titty

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I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

Day

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One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

Hairline

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I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

911

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911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.

Time for a remake!