it's jokes
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.