it's jokes
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.