it's jokes
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."