it's jokes

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.

Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?

Because he thought it said "Home Deport."

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.

Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they're going to tell their parents.

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Which country can swim?

Finland. Get it? Fin Land?

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.