it's jokes

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.

Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait.

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

Breathing exercises.

I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”

I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

Why do people poop?

Because it we need to!

Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.

Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.