it's jokes
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
how it started
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!