it's jokes

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.

Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.

Why do orphans love tennis?

Because it is the only place they can get love.

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

Why do people poop?

Because it we need to!

Why does Saturn have a ring?

Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.