it's jokes
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.