it's jokes

Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?

Because it was a Rogue One!

What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?

I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.

Why do basketball players hate gravity?

Because it's always bringing them down.

Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.

I told a cookie a joke the other day.

It just crumbled.

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...

Then it hit me!

Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.

"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"

"Yea, it was crackers!"

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.

Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?

Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!

"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."