it's jokes

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.

It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.

I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?

The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.

Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.

My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.

"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."

~John F. Kennedy

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?

Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.