it's jokes
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.