it's jokes
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.