it's jokes
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.