it's jokes
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"