it's jokes

I am thinking of removing my spine.

It's only holding me back.

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.

What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.

You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?

You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

What type of phones do orphans have?

IPhone XR—it has no home button.

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

What do you give a pig when it has a rash?

Oinkment.

I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.

When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

"I work with animals," the man said to his date.

His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"

"I am a butcher," said the man.