it's jokes
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
You are the special
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"