it's jokes
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.