it's jokes
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
You are the special
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.