it's jokes
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
Leave a like if you LOL at this joke!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.