it's jokes
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.